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… and the case of the mysterious smell
Mommy Diaries……When you wake up at 6 am to use the bathroom…..and have every intention of going back to bed…..but as you are using the bathroom you smell something absolutely terrible (here is a hint….it’s not you)…..first thought: my poop painter is awake! You run into the room…. flip on the lights! You even ask her is she pooped…. Your other child asleep in the room groans with displeasure at his slumber being disturbed…..She is not awake, but she does need a diaper change so you change her, give her some milk and put her back to bed……..you exit the room…..and still smell poop…..so you start wandering around the house…
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You lifted me out of the mire
Mommy diaries day 13….so I’m out in the field with my husband and son attempting to help my husband fix the low tunnels over the fava beans…..my husband remarks to my son, “don’t wander off too far, it’s muddy!” ( can you imagine where this is going yet?) We turn around and continue working…..then we hear “squelch, squrich! Ahhhhhhh!” We turn to find him sinking in the mud like quick sand! Fortunately my husband could snag him out with out sinking himself. My husband was not happy…..but once I saw his feet….instantaneous laughter erupted….I was either going to laugh or cry! For your viewing pleasure!
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December 30th 2017….
It’s been a while since we have broken out the Mommy Diaries….Mommy diary day 12?….I’m changing James’ diaper….and he is holding his gun that he now carries around everywhere (it’s his sister’s nerf gun, but he doesn’t care because he has named it and claimed it…)And it’s a poop diaper (y’all now know where this is going right?)….and BAM! He slams his gun down in the middle of the poop diaper I am taking off his butt. I’m not really sure how he did this considering the angle…but it happened and it was gross….and I had to clean it, and him, and the poopy cloth diaper…and there was just lots…
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October 9th 2017….
Mommy diaries day 11?…..my son seems to think the kitchen floor should be redecorated regularly….
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September 18th 2017…
Mommy Diaries Day 11….if you are a Mom to littles….your days will always be poop filled. Lol. A day in the life!
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September 21st 2017…
Mommy diaries day 10….If you want to know more about your children’s character…..play monopoly with them…..still trying to decide if I should be worried! Lol
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August 21st 2017….
Mommy diaries day 9…..it’s been a long day and it’s only 10:15….how a child can eat breakfast, poop out of the side of his diaper, and get bathed all before I can even eat breakfast is beyond me… soaking his seat in the tub with bleach….where is my coffee???….a day in the life, leaning on Jesus, and I’m loving it!
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August 5th 2017…
Mommy diaries day 8….. I really miss my dog right now….this is what was left after James finished supper tonight…..
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August 4th 2017….
Mommy diaries day 7….you have to remind yourself that your children do love you….despite the fact that they ate all of the crackers you got out to eat with your goat cheese before you even ate one….a day in the life, and I want to eat my cheese! Lol
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August 3rd 2017…..
Mommy diaries day 6…..so yesterday my youngest had a massive blowout in her seat before church…..No big deal, my husband cleaned her up while I got the other children ready……fast forward to this morning….I go to sit her in her little seat and I remember the massive blowout poop…….because of the extremely obvious blowout poop stains all in the chair….because I forgot to wash it like I said I would before I passed out on my couch last night…..so today we have a blanket covering our poop stained bouncy seat until I can wash it while she naps….a day in the life, and I’m loving it! Lol