Things I didn’t think I would have to say to my children and the dog this week…

Please remove the fart gun from the dinner table!
Please stop hitting the wall with the toilet brush, that’s gross!
Please pick up your the toilet paper you wiped your butt with and flush it.
Indie, please stop barking at the deer head on the wall!
Don’t brush your toes with your brother’s tooth brush…
No you can’t use your hammer to hammer the nail into the wall in your bedroom, I use that to hang things on.

What have you said to your children this week that you didn’t think you would have to say?